Drunk Test
Hmm, maybe this post is a tad more timely than planned, considering last night. ;)
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:
Specificity
“Cogito ergo sum.”
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You’re Drunk:
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you’re not really my [...]
Westward-ho
I’ve been debating about the best way to break this news to people. I haven’t even told my family yet. But little by little word has made its way around my various circles and I now must divulge this heartbreaker. Lisa and I have signed a lease, which means that we will definitely be leaving [...]
The Pros and Cons of Censorship
A very interesting read regarding both the good and bad side effects of wartime censorship.
(Thanks to eclecticism)
Jokes are like opinions…
Mark (not the usual) made the mistake of sharing his his favorite jokes. The comments section is now overloaded with bad jokes certain to make milk shoot out your nose. I really shouldn’t read these links at work.
No word on Intercourse, PA
I’m sure most of you have seen pictures of the sign for Fucking, that oddly-named town in Austria. Well, it looks like the villagers have decided to keep the name, inspite of the multitude of stolen signs. All I know is that it sounds like a better place to visit than Vomitville!
(Thanks to Stupid Evil [...]
Testing Gmail’s Advertisements.
Time to take Gmail’s AdSense out for a test drive. I thought it was funny – maybe just because of how much these two sounded like spambots having a real conversation.
Words to remember
No we won’t let their hunger for power decide
Who we should hate
How we show pride
Don’t let them use the tears we have shed
Don’t let evil be done in our names
Thanks to Joel (sorry if I butchered the actual lyrics – I had been drinking, you know ;) ). As The Chad said, this is a [...]
I’m waiting for the man
Have I ever mentioned how brilliant my neighbors are? Lets put it this way, there are four parking spots next to my building, which has four apartments. Guess how many cars each apartment can fit in the driveway? That’s right, 2 or 3. I don’t even mind the extra cars they want to keep around [...]
Duck Rescue 911
This is at once the cutest and saddest story. The pictures are just priceless, and the ending isn’t a complete tragedy.
(thanks to eclecticism)
Talibanian Slip
This morning started off in a meeting with a sales rep from a disaster recovery firm. While going over all of the services they offer (which were almost all way more than we need) she touched upon the nation-scale of the company. They have regional centers all over the US that are identically setup to [...]
