Apparently I’m suing Apple. That’s right, I’ve grown tired of not being able to use other stores with my iPod… Wait a second, I don’t own an iPod. And I’m not from California. Is this some sort of evil twin? With the same name? Who probably doesn’t even look like me?!?!
I found it amusing. Especially since I hate Apple. So I like the idea that somewhere there will be a court case against them with my name on it.