The one about the blog

A blog that once existed but no longer does used the phrase “The one about” to title every post. It was somewhat clever, if not just a tad limiting. I feel it’s time to start ripping off that blog that no longer exists because a) he’s not likely to care since he’s no longer doing [...]


The immutable law of poop

No matter how uncomfortable those hard ones are, the messy ones are the worst. Yes, I am talking about my guinea pig. Specifically I’m talking about the second load of you-know-what that I’ve had to remove from you-know-where in two weeks. Being soft certainly made removal easier, but the smell… for the love of all [...]


The suburban life

A couple weeks ago I was hanging out with a friend from my old Hoboken bar crowd and mentioned that I had to mow my lawn the next day. She laughed and said that I was probably the only person she knew who had a lawn big enough to mow. And there was probably only [...]