My brain is mush

I forgot my cell phone at home today. In order to call Lisa – who has had the same cell phone for longer than I’ve known her, whom I have been with for over 4 years now, whom I call just about everyday – I had to look her number up in my Gmail contact page. I could still tell you the phone numbers for my best friends in elementary school, but I can’t remember a single phone number of someone I’ve learned since getting a cell phone back in 1999.

As far as I am concerned, my wife’s phone number is 1…