Greatest promotion ever

You all know that today is free iced coffee day at Dunkin’ Donuts, right? All day long, just walk right into a Double D and get yourself a free 16 oz. iced coffee. It’s in celebration of the first day of Spring or something. In reality it’s just to thumb their noses at Starbucks who only did it for like 2 hours.

Now why is this the greatest promotion ever? BECAUSE IT”S 31 FRICKIN” DEGREES OUTSIDE! WHO WANTS ICED COFFEE TODAY?!?!

Regardless, I already got mine. I asked for caramel, but she gave me amaretto instead. That’s fine by me as it’s good, too. Besides, I’ll just go back and get a free caramel one later. And maybe a hazelnut one later. Who cares, they’re free! And if they recognize me at this one, there’s like 10 others within a 2 mile radius. I have to imagine that someone is running a contest to see how many Dunkin’ Donuts you can hit up in one day…