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Now I know sumthin’ ’bout birthin’ babies

Tonight was our last birthing class. Apparently our spawn will not remain inside The Woman forever, and will indeed come out in a somewhat disturbing… uh… I mean beautiful way. Alright, let’s face it. These days we have unlimited access to TV shows covering every conceivable scenario when it comes to giving birth - and [...]

Bed: Free to a good home

So, we have to clear some room for this baby thing. There’s a full size bed in what’s to become the nursery and have been advised that it’s too big for our incoming roommate. I didn’t realize just how much we’d have to adjust - next thing you know people will be telling me I [...]

Life of late

Hmm, so, what’s been going on with me lately? I watched a lot of movies… We bought some appliances… I tried to rewire the lights and outlets in our bedroom… I’ve been busy at work getting our new facility ready… Oh, and we found out that the little bump in The Woman’s belly is a [...]

Alien baby attacks… news at 11

Ultrasounds aren’t always that cute when taken out of context. As far as I can tell from this one, we’re having an alien:

At least he has my eye sockets. The Woman says I have to stop making fun of the baby so much - especially once he or she is out in the world. We [...]

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You could say that Santa Fe was a success

It all starts as a little bump. Nothing more than a lima bean - but even smaller.

What is that even supposed to be? There’s a whole lot of stuff going on there - 171 beats per minute - but it really just looks like a blob. How do you even begin to think about it [...]