Year: 2003

Just want to go on record – “Groove is in the Heart” is the greatest dance song of all time. Sure, I can dig disco and funk and all that other stuff, but Deee-Lite transcend genres and just made the most incredible and fun dance music.

If you haven’t seen the video for Baltimora’s Tarzan Boy, you should. It’s funny in a somwhat disturbing way. Maybe I’ll put a clip up sometime. It’s kind of a low point for the 80’s.

There are too many morons on the ‘net. I’m sure everybody has figured that out on their own, but sometimes I get a harsh reminder. I’ll go off on all the “anti-leachers” later, but right now I’m in the middle of an argument with some idiot on WinMX. Unfortunately I didn’t keep a log of it all, so I can only paraphrase. It went something like this (obviously I’m indieb0i):

uploading=faster – do you want to trade for the files I’m getting from you?
uploading=faster – ooooooooh. you don’t share. then you’re cancelled.
indieb0i – uh, i share over 100gigs. so you and your little mp3 collection can just go elsewhere.
uploading=faster – “I rarely trade, so it’s doubtful that I’ll start you no matter how much you bug me.” that’s what your message says.
uploading=faster – so you won’t be getting those songs from me.
indieb0i – i don’t TRADE shithead. i SHARE over 100gigs that anyone else is free to queue up and d/l from me. i have no interest in any of your files, so i’m not trying for any of them. learn a little about filesharing before you act like you know anything.
uploading=faster – you’re not getting anything because i cancelled your 3 downloads.
indieb0i – well, since you’re not sharing anything worthwhile, i’m not trying to get any of them. you probably bumped the wrong user.
uploading=faster – so your name just came out of thin air?
indieb0i – guess so. i’m d/l’ing 9 files and they’re all movies. don’t ask me what you did wrong.
uploading=faster – the name glassjaw ring any bells?
indieb0i – nope

At this point, I think he finally got the message that he screwed up. I have a simple auto-responder on WinMX that tells people I rarely trade on WinMX, but if they’re serious about it they can leave their AIM nick or e-mail and I’ll get back to them. Some people don’t bother after readin it, some leave contact info, but some actually get upset. I actually had some guy respond “why should I leave you my e-mail address?” Well, if you really want the file and don’t feel like sitting in my queue, that’s what you do.

Alright, I’ll take a break from that rant… for now.

“Please, not in front of the children. They look up to me.”
“They’re small, they look up to everyone.”
– Rita Wilson and Greg Kinnear Autofocus

Ok, here’s some great links courtesy of the Tea-Tasters mailing list:

Confused Protesters – I don’t know what they’re for then.

Stoopid Morans – It’s so nice when the other side of the debate makes your job easier.

Too Much Free Time – Is this just the government form of busy work? As my friend said, “It would be funnier if it weren’t true.”

Finally rented The Ring this weekend. Technically, I rented it before it even came out, but this weekend they finally got a copy in at Netflix when I wanted it. So I watched it Friday night… I think. My days just blur together sometimes.

I might start doing more formal reviews, right now I’d just like to say that I really enjoyed the movie. It wasn’t spectacular, but it was certainly fun to watch. It was more than just a horror movie, there were elements of mystery and suspense in it. Rather than simply running around trying to avoid some killer, Rachel (Naomi Watts) studies this supposedly killer tape and tries to figure out what it all means. That storyline really kept me interested, and the ending was very well done. There were some typical “Why the hell are you doing that?” moments – like any horror movie – but I had no problem accepting most of what the characters did as fairly normal human responses. Personally, I think the biggest problem with the film was the effects were a tad overdone. The movie itself was scary enough that there was no real need for making the bodies look so grotesque. I definitely recommend this film for most moviegoers.

On Sunday, I had managed to download a copy of Ring (or Ringu), the original Japanese version of the movie. Actually, it’s not even the first one, since there was a made-for-tv movie done back in ’95 that aparently sucked. All of these are based on a book that will soon be release in an English translation. Now, I normally dislike remakes – as a general rule of thumb American remakes of foreign films lose a lot in the translation. But there’s always room for exceptions. In this case, I found the original Ring rather unfulfilling. The storyline just wasn’t that interesting. There was all this stuff about psychic abilities and ESP that they pretty much just glossed over. I know people seem to feel that Americans need things spelled out for them, but personally I just like a coherent story. I mean, they wait until over halfway thru the movie to mention that the main characters are psychic, which comes totally out of leftfield. It felt completely immaterial to the story, but there it is. And all of the mystery that was in the remake was barely in the original. Not to mention the weak characters. If you want to see a full breakdown of the comparison I had a discussion on IMDb.

Personally, I’d say just go rent The Ring and enjoy it.

I used to get into arguments with this kid I worked with. He was an intern and then we hired him out of college. I don’t know what it was, but he had this irrational love for the “olden days of hacking.” That’s the only way I can explain it. I grew up on computers. I’ve worked on them since the mid-eighties, having used an XT with a gigantic 10MB hard drive and one of the first “portables” which was almost 3 inches thick and probably a foot and a half long. I feel safety with a commandline (I miss DOS 4.01), and I’m trying to learn more about other systems such as Linux (my server is running it afterall). But I have to admit that I like a nice GUI. I like what Red Hat has done with Blue Curve, and when WinXP works I really like it. I was ecstatic when Cisco came out with a Java app to configure their PIX firewall. It never looked so nice.

Anywho, this kid always wanted to learn the commandline for everything. If he asked me how to do something and I showed him in the GUI, he would continue searching for how to do it on the commandline. He refused to learn the Java app for the PIX, because he hated Java. Of course when he programmed a PIX for one of our major clients it ended up have well over 100 lines of ACLs. I re-did it with the Java app, and it took about 6 ACLs and a few object definitions. It took him a couple days to get that all sorted out and entered in, whereas it took me about 45 minutes to delete his old setup and re-write them correctly in the GUI. Go figure.

The whole reason this is coming up now, months after this all became a moot point, is that I found this great article by John Lasser from SecurityFocus. He basically digs into that feeling that people need to code in older low-level languages to make a better program. We have the processors, let’s use them! Who cares if you can package a web server that’s only half a meg and takes up almost no memory. My server has over 200gigs of storage and like half a gig of memory – if you can do a more complete job by taking up more space, go ahead. The main point is that John points out the fallacy in thinking that low-level means better, more secure, or more efficient. It can, but then again, so can high-level. I know another guy who pretty much only codes in Java. He seems to do pretty well with that, as he’s still working on the stock market. Whatever…

This is one of the funniest sites I’ve ever seen. I laughed so hard. Check out the government webpage they got this from – although that just might make you sad.

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Here’s a neat little wireframe tesseract. Hypercube is a more discreptive term – hyper meaning that it is 4-dimensional. That means 4 spatial dimensions, not 3 dimensions and time. It is a 4-D extension of the 3-D geometrical cube.

The credits are rolling as I type. Without a doubt Rumble Fish is one of the most beautiful films I’ve ever seen. That’s not to say it was amazing, or without flaw, but every shot was so exquisite, so painstakingly setup that it took my breath away. On top of that, the score by Stewart Copeland (from the Police) was one of the most brilliant I’ve ever heard. It accentuated scenes in the most bizarre ways, lifting you up just when you thought you should drop down. I can’t even come up with anything that coherent to say about the film. Some great performances from an all-star cast – Matt Dillon, Mickey Rourke, Tom Waits, Dennis Hopper, Nicholas Cage, and a very young Diane Lane. A film that should be absorbed by anyone who loves film.

A good friend will come bail you out of jail…….

but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,

“Damn… we fucked up.”