Somebody lock up Mark

Please. For his own safety. Otherwise we will all feel responsible when he subjects himself to another round of this abomination of nature. CHRISTMAS TREE FLAVOR?!?!? WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?!?! They must be stopped – or are you willing to risk the possibility of the creation of Melted Candle Wax Soda in next year’s Chanukah Pack?

(thanks to kottke)