Somebody lock up Mark

Please. For his own safety. Otherwise we will all feel responsible when he subjects himself to another round of this abomination of nature. CHRISTMAS TREE FLAVOR?!?!? WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?!?! They must be stopped – or are you willing to risk the possibility of the creation of Melted Candle Wax Soda in next year’s Chanukah Pack?

(thanks to kottke)

2 thoughts on “Somebody lock up Mark”

  1. Lending credibility to the conspiracy theory that Jews run everything, that Chanukkah pack actually sounds pretty good in comparison. At least I can take solace in the fact that somewhere, my kosher doppleganger will be enjoying a jelly donut soda, while I’m trying to down a bottle of carbonated liquid ham.

    Also? “carbonated liquid ham” are three words that should never appear in the same sentence, let alone all together.

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