Kiera the Breastless

I sometimes question how well Google News (beta, of course) really keeps track of the important news stories. When one of the top links today was “When Kiera lost her breasts”, I think we may be overlooking some of the more pressing issues (such as Kerry selecting his running mate). Of course I can’t really blame them, considering that story was their headline and I’m still one of the shmucks who bypassed it to click on the Keira link on the side.

For those curious – and too lazy to read the barely 5 paragraphs themselves – the article talks about how the lovely Keira Knightley lost her breasts from all of the training she did for her part in King Arthur. Never fear all of you drooling fans of the unbelievably hot Knightley, after halting her workouts, they have returned. I think I can honestly say that the world is once again a better place 😛 .

I’m a tall drink of competetiveness

How to make a indieb0i
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts brilliance
5 parts empathy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little curiosity if desired!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Personally I think there should have been a slice of pineapple, but what do I know?

(Courtesy of Stupid Evil Bastard)

P.S. (Could you quiz makers possibly try to not completely bastardize HTML when you generate output? Seriously, half the time it takes me longer to correct everything these damn memes screw up than just writing a real post.)

Drunk Test

Hmm, maybe this post is a tad more timely than planned, considering last night. 😉

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:

  • Indubitably
  • Innovative
  • Preliminary
  • Proliferation
  • Cinnamon

Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk:

  • Specificity
  • “Cogito ergo sum.”
  • British Constitution
  • Passive-aggressive disorder
  • Loquacious
  • Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You’re Drunk:

  • Nope, no more booze for me!
  • Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  • Good evening, Officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  • Oh, I just couldn’t – no one wants to hear me sing!

(Courtesy of Mindful Musings)

Westward-ho

I’ve been debating about the best way to break this news to people. I haven’t even told my family yet. But little by little word has made its way around my various circles and I now must divulge this heartbreaker. Lisa and I have signed a lease, which means that we will definitely be leaving Hoboken at the end of July. That’s right, after nearly 9 years I’ll be branching out beyond the Mile Square City. Now Lisa and I must prepare to hitch our wagons up and make the long trek West. We will be following the many pioneers before us and following the great trail of yuppiedom they laid out. You guessed it, next stop Montclair!

I know, I know, what’s the big deal. We’re moving about 15 miles away and will still have easy access to our beloved town and the City itself. It’s not like we have to cut ties and won’t be seeing folks for ages. Still, once you’ve lived in Hoboken you develop quite an attachment to the area and a rather close-knit feeling for the world. Everything is at your fingertips, and those fingertips never have to go far to get to it. Nevertheless, we needed the change.

The last couple weeks have begun to feel like a farewell tour. We hit the Ristra more in June than the rest of the year combined. I’ve wandered over to the Nag’s on multiple occasions, long after my regular visits had dwindled to monthly drop-ins at best. Last night Dan finally dragged me out to Uncle Joe’s along with Vinnie. Joseph couldn’t make it, so we’ll certainly be out again even before I leave (and afterward), but it still feels odd and somewhat final. It’s been a lot of fun lately, and I think it will continue more heavily once Lisa and I get things into some sense of normalcy at the new digs.

In the meantime, I’ll be looking for a new hosting service as I doubt I’ll be able to handle it myself anymore. And along with that, look for some serious redesigns and some honest-to-goodness photo updates (that’s right Patricia, I will get around to it soon).

Words to remember

No we won’t let their hunger for power decide
Who we should hate
How we show pride

Don’t let them use the tears we have shed
Don’t let evil be done in our names

Thanks to Joel (sorry if I butchered the actual lyrics – I had been drinking, you know 😉 ). As The Chad said, this is a political drinking song – it’s easier to get the melody if you think “Oom-pa-pa Oom-pa-pa” and imagine swinging a mug o’ ale along with it. Lisa guest hosted the OpenMic on Tuesday (two weeks in a row for us!), and one of the highlights (aside from her performance, of course) was a rousing sing-a-long to Joel’s first acoustic performance of this great anti-Bush song he wrote. We had first heard this at his apartment many months ago during one of our musical get togethers.

Someone more paranoid than me once commented that my generation lacks a Dylan. He’s right and he’s wrong. There are thousands of Dylans all around the country. Most aren’t nearly talented enough, but that isn’t the problem. There is no place for them to gain their support – the yearning masses looking for a vision to lead them a head. When entertainers speak their mind on politics, the public tells them to shut up. They used to look for those they agreed with. I don’t know where I’m going with this, but the music industry today was a reaction to the rather doom and gloom attitude that so much of the early 90’s alternative scene produced. If the huddled messes rejected such a deep, introspective look there is little doubt that they would accept a much more intense political message.

Nevertheless, there are still Dylans out there. Joel is one of them. Ross is one of them. Even Gibby is one of them (albeit a much louder version 😛 ). Now if only more people would bother to open up their ears and listen, they might be able to prompt a change. Well, at least in individuals – and that’s a start.