Someone is trying to stop me

All I can think is that someone out there doesn’t want me to keep up my torrid paste of one useless post per day. While away on vacation, Verizon’s fiber to our house was knocked off the poll. Let me repeat: THE F’ING FIBER WAS RIPPED FROM OUR HOUSE! That means phone, Internet, and TV are all out. What the hell are we expected to do? Read books and talk like some sort of barbarians?! I just can’t live like this.

Verizon won’t even send someone out until Wednesday. I could be brain dead by then. Maybe I can swing a free DVR out of this or something. In the meantime, I am forced to use my neighbor’s open Wi-Fi network like some sort of wild dog whose Internet connection is down. It’s degrading…

TTFN Santa Fe

Despite the explosive diarrhea, I still had fun down here in the Southwest. Now we’re packing up everything to head out of the B-N-B since it’s nearly 11. We still have about 8 hours to tool around town and enjoy the sites before we head to the airport. But before that can happen, I have to write a really lame post to cover this second day of November.

I’d love to write more, but I’ve got nothing much to say right now – and those jerk-offs in the airport won’t give us free Wi-Fi. What? I’m expected to pay $8.95 for half an hour on the ‘net? Yeah right. Anywho, see you back on the East Coast, and expect photos to be posted soon. No, seriously, I want to post them soon. Stop laughing, I’m going to go through them quickly… forget it…


After browsing my archives a couple months ago, I had realized that 5 posts had become my unofficial minimum each month. Outside of my domain move back in December of 2005, I’ve always written at least that much since almost the beginning. Somehow I managed to hit my minimum in September, which gave me great hope for getting back into the swing of things again. Unfortunately, October kicked my ass and I only put together a meager 3 posts. Pathetic.

To help myself out, I’ve decided to join NaBloPoMo (National Blog Posting Month) – see, that’s me (real profile to follow). That means I’ve got to write a post EVERY FREAKING DAY! Awesome! So, that means these first couple will be from Santa Fe – but, I’m sitting in bed watching Scrubs – not exactly different from if I was home.

If anyone else wants to join, hop right in. I’m sure no one will mind if you miss the first day or not – I’ll just call you a cheater…