All I can think is that someone out there doesn’t want me to keep up my torrid paste of one useless post per day. While away on vacation, Verizon’s fiber to our house was knocked off the poll. Let me repeat: THE F’ING FIBER WAS RIPPED FROM OUR HOUSE! That means phone, Internet, and TV are all out. What the hell are we expected to do? Read books and talk like some sort of barbarians?! I just can’t live like this.
Verizon won’t even send someone out until Wednesday. I could be brain dead by then. Maybe I can swing a free DVR out of this or something. In the meantime, I am forced to use my neighbor’s open Wi-Fi network like some sort of wild dog whose Internet connection is down. It’s degrading…