Dear 1050 ESPN Radio,
Thank you for getting rid of such a high-quality, well-produced, nationally-syndicated show as Colin Cowherd’s The Herd in favor of another loudmouthed, obnoxious, know-it-all prick like Max Kellerman. That’s right, the same sexist jackass you got rid of 2 months ago when you realized his friend Brandon Tierney was twice the radio personality he could ever hope to be. But at least I now know that 10AM – 2PM on 1050 will be filled with people you would leave a bar to get away from, because ignoring them just isn’t enough. In other words, I can safely delete 1050 ESPN Radio from my saved stations in the car to avoid possibly stumbling upon Max telling everyone what a genius he is for coming up with another sophomoric idea, Stephen A. Smith screaming at the top of his lungs to pretend he has a point, or Jim Rome saying anything *shudder*.
Thank you for freeing up my radio for something far more worthwhile: music… or commercials… or silence.
– Me