Last night when I was in the middle of another classic rant about Apple… or the Eagles… or politics… or monkeys… I really don’t remember at this point… Lisa suddenly made the little talky hand gesture. You know the one, the one where you use your hand to mimic the other person talking too much in order to demonstrate your disinterest. Yup, it’s been 4 months and we’ve finally made it to the last throes of our marriage. Of course, we all know how long the last throes can last…
Oh yeah, she also used a very condescending voice when referencing the small amount of milk I use in my cereal (3 drops according to her). Where has all the love gone?