For those of you who missed the news, last night the Philadelphia Phillies fully realized their place in sports history and were drubbed by the Cardinals 10-2. What’s the significance of this loss? The Phillies become the first professional team to lose 10,000 games… EVER! No other team so perfectly demonstrates the losing spirit of my home town (alright, I’m actually from the ‘burbs) with 125 years of history and a lone World Series Championship to show for it. Congratulations boys, you’ve earned this one!