No, I’m not talking about the writers’ strike ending. After all, who needs sitcoms and other scripted crap when you have the return of the single greatest series in the history of television. I speak, of course, about AMERICAN FREAKIN’ GLADIATORS! If you’re not watching the premiere, what the hell is wrong with you?!?!
So far we’ve already had an injury to a contestant and a gladiator, two instances of Hulk saying “Dude”, a scary guy named Wolf, a body slam, and multiple offensive stereotypes. It’s fun for the whole family. And they have come up with the ultimate gladiator: HELLGA! Yes, that’s one of the female gladiators.
Without a doubt, it is just as much cheesy fun as the original. I can’t believe I’m not drinking right now…
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I missed it! To be fair, I don’t think I could have paid attention to anything after the Giants game, but still… it’s now programmed into the DVR and I won’t miss another second of crapulence.
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