My biggest fear these days:
Leaving the door open while indisposed to “keep an eye” on The Moppet leaves me vulnerable to someone breaking in and catching me with my pants down both figuratively and literally. Either that or an overly aggressive sales person will provide an unwanted intimate moment for the entire neighborhood.
Tape a revolver to the underside of the tank lid.
I have been there when the mail comes through the slot. Freaked me out! :0
Well as long as Kayleigh is a little more respectful of your privacy than Jack and Caleb were (who always thought your bathroom time were perfect opportunities for one on one chats) you should be all good.
I don’t know if I’d be more freaked out by the door opening than I am by my 3yr old wanting to hug me while in that position. Fortunately, my bathroom sits further back & around a few corners!