I’m sure some of you have seen this before, but Lisa forwarded this gem to me last night:
The GOP National Committee announced today that it is changing the Republican emblem from an elephant to a condom because it more clearly reflects the party’s political stance. A condom accommodates inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.
It was also reported today that at a White House staff meeting last week a heated discussion arose about the health of Vice President Cheney and his angina problem. President Bush interrupted and stated emphatically that men do not have anginas.
Yes, it’s juvenile. But I still laughed (especially at the end).