Greatest promotion ever

You all know that today is free iced coffee day at Dunkin’ Donuts, right? All day long, just walk right into a Double D and get yourself a free 16 oz. iced coffee. It’s in celebration of the first day of Spring or something. In reality it’s just to thumb their noses at Starbucks who only did it for like 2 hours.

Now why is this the greatest promotion ever? BECAUSE IT”S 31 FRICKIN” DEGREES OUTSIDE! WHO WANTS ICED COFFEE TODAY?!?!

Regardless, I already got mine. I asked for caramel, but she gave me amaretto instead. That’s fine by me as it’s good, too. Besides, I’ll just go back and get a free caramel one later. And maybe a hazelnut one later. Who cares, they’re free! And if they recognize me at this one, there’s like 10 others within a 2 mile radius. I have to imagine that someone is running a contest to see how many Dunkin’ Donuts you can hit up in one day…

7 thoughts on “Greatest promotion ever”

  1. Ah yes, this puts me in mind of the classic Seinfeld where Kramer wins a lifetime of free cafe lattes in a lawsuit settlement…

    “You can’t put a limit on my cafe lattes, it says so right here. And I don’t want to get dirty looks when I come in here. If I want a cafe latte, you give me a cafe latte. And if I have any problems I’m gonna get my lawyer Jackie Chiles down here and your gonna be in really big trouble!”

  2. Ah, the free Starbucks coffee which lasted for only 2 hours – ironically right at the same time I was on my way to a late day of work craving my usual iced cafe mocha and got stuck behind a line of the most annoying high school students ever that decided to take advantage of the free coffee. 20 minutes to wait for my drink was absoluely insane – hopefully they never do that again!

  3. “Now why is this the greatest promotion ever? BECAUSE IT”S 31 FRICKIN” DEGREES OUTSIDE! WHO WANTS ICED COFFEE TODAY?!?!”

    OMG
    GLOBAL WRAMING IS A MYTH
    LOLGOREWTF

    Seriously though, I wish I remembered free coffee day. Bummer.

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