The world’s worst negotiator

K: I want that. (points to cups of creamer)
Me: First eat 3 more pieces of egg.
K: 2.
Me: 2?
K: 5!
Me: Okay, 5.

In her defense, this time she got way too distracted by her 3rd piece and I gave her the half and half anyway. Father of the year award, here I come!

2 thoughts on “The world’s worst negotiator”

  1. When I told Lily she had 10 minutes until bedtime, she huffed “No, I want 5 minutes!”
    “Ok. you can have 5.”

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