Let the rankings begin

Funkmaster Jess is rating movie series. Who am I to deny the Funkmaster? A mindless meme-follower aparently. I left off Harry Potter (because I’ve only seen part of one) and Austin Powers (because they all sucked). In their place I’m adding the Coen Brothers films (minus the latest, which I didn’t see) and Tim Burton’s.

Indiana Jones

  1. Raiders of the Lost Ark
  2. The Last Crusade
  3. Temple of Doom

Lord of the Rings

  1. Fellowship of the Ring
  2. The Two Towers
  3. Return of the King

Star Wars

  1. The Empire Strikes Back
  2. Star Wars
  3. Return of the Jedi
  4. Attack of the Clones
  5. The Phantom Menace

Alien Tri..Quadri…Qua.. The Alien Movies

  1. Alien
  2. Aliens
  3. Alien 3
  4. Alien Resurrection


  1. Superman
  2. Superman II
  3. Superman IV
  4. Superman III

The Matrix

  1. The Matrix
  2. The Matrix Revolutions
  3. The Matrix Reloaded

Back to the Future

  1. Back to the Future I
  2. Back to the Future III
  3. Back to the Future II


  1. Rocky
  2. Rocky II
  3. Rocky IV
  4. Rocky III
  5. Rocky V


  1. Batman
  2. Batman Forever
  3. Batman Returns
  4. Batman and Robin

Kevin Smith Films

  1. Mallrats
  2. Dogma
  3. Chasing Amy
  4. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
  5. Clerks
  6. Jersey Girl – Did Not See

The Godfather Trilogy

  1. Godfather II
  2. The Godfather
  3. Godfather III

Those Mockumentaries with Christopher Guest, et al.

  1. This is Spinal Tap
  2. Best in Show
  3. A Mighty Wind
  4. Waiting for Guffman

Star Trek

  1. The Wrath of Khan
  2. The Undiscovered Country
  3. The Voyage Home
  4. Insurrection
  5. Generations
  6. Nemesis
  7. First Contact
  8. The Search for Spock
  9. The Motion Picture – Did Not See
  10. The Final Frontier (Yes, I actually rank it lower than a film I haven’t seen)

The Coen Brothers Films

  1. Raising Arizona
  2. The Man Who Wasn’t There
  3. The Hudsucker Proxy
  4. Miller’s Crossing
  5. Barton Fink
  6. Intolerable Cruelty
  7. Blood Simple
  8. Fargo
  9. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
  10. The Big Lewbowski

Tim Burton

  1. Edward Scissorhands
  2. Ed Wood
  3. Big Fish
  4. Beetle Juice
  5. Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure
  6. Sleepy Hollow
  7. Mars Attacks!
  8. Batman
  9. Batman Returns
  10. Planet of the Apes

So come and join in. Feel free to ignore any of these lists or add your own. The Funkmaster commands you!