Of course you all read xkcd already, but I still felt the need to point out how awesomely the comic the other day described me:

The Woman either laughed or rolled her eyes at that one – probably a combination. But it’s not just me he’s describing – it’s our entire relationship:

I love the alt text on the first one: “What do you want me to do? LEAVE? Then they’ll keep being wrong!”
No matter how much I know I’ll never be able to correct those people, that’s exactly how I feel.