Dear Diary,
Why is it so cold in the morning? Even bundled up I got chilly and couldn’t feel my fingers. But I biked because its important. And you know what? I went almost 4 miles! Pretty soon, I’ll run out of fingers to count! It was fun, until that stupid hill. Why is that hill so mean? When I got home I almost throwed up. Mommy says I’ll get used to it. I’m not sure if she meant the hill or throwing up.
Your friend,
Thom
P.S. I really hate that stupid hill!
I’m starting to think that the hypoxia from riding up that hill is affecting your brain.